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A lot of filler today. I felt like they kept the action stuff short.  Maybe a smart way to keep the budget down.  Classic quote to Eugene who wanted to kill a walker. “You have a better chance of picking up a turd by the clean end.”

And what is up with Daryl not being able to drive a 5 speed or manual transmission car?  That is real believable.  The guy drives a motor cycle.  He grew up a red neck.  They had automatic pickups?

Basic premise is to go on a run to locate medicine.  Typically that leads to entering a dark warehouse and then the car.  Why do cars always have walker in them?

Over all it was a fun episode.  Nothing particularly worth typing about.  I’m not in feeling like posting spoilers even if no one reads this.

The Walking Dead – Episode 78 “Knots Untie”

I have to admit that I enjoy episodes like tonight “Knots Untie.”  It sets up more plot and story.  It answered my biggest current question who the hell is Jesus? It introduced us to the Hill Top community.  A high lookout that you can see for 5 miles around.  Makes sense.  A solid wall fortress.  But why the hell do that not build a mote around these things.  Like that little wall is gonna keep who out?  And what happens when you end up with a zombie herd.

Another issue that bothers me is what the hell was Alexandrea doing for food all this time?  They didn’t grow crops and farm animals?  Again build a damn note and fill it with fish. Then build another wall around that.

The other burning question I have is about protection.  The Hill Top community is out of animation.  Wouldn’t it make sense to go find some.  This country has enough guns for everyone to have a few.  People make bullets all the time.  Go find some gun powder and make some damn bullets.  More importantly remember Daryl used to always use a bow and arrow.  Why don’t you make some of those?

And my last comment.  Is everyone who survives an apocalypse bad?  How many humans are left and are you going to just murder everyone.  It’s like other people are continually more of the threat than a zombie.

Final comment without giving away a huge spoiler.  The group is obviously making another bad decision that is going to cause more conflict and tragedy.  But you kind of need that for a high tension series finale that comes in just 4 more weeks.

Lots of promos for Fear The Walking Dead.  Then we get the return of the Strain. So all is good in Zombieland.

TWD – Episode 77 “The Next World”

Always spoilers here.  Not trying to imply there is anything wrong with the show. On the contrary. This season is one of the best.  But there have been a lot of what I call script supervisor issues this season.  Just slightly beyond the suspension of disbelief.  In last weeks midseason premier Daryl beats up a guy behind a truck just feet away from everyone without making a noise.  Of course you need that for the surprise missile launcher death of Negan’s men.

This episode the new character Jesus is tied up and left on the side of the road.  But somehow he manages to climb up on the roof of the truck before Daryl and Rick drive off without being heard.  I’m okay with that because it sets up some serious conflict but it’s beyond the normal reality fiction action issues that the show has.

I’m okay with believing our hero’s keep escaping death more times than James Bond.  But it’s these unexplainable things that have me rolling my eyes a little.  With that all said.  It was another great episode this week even with it being a little slower than we have gotten used to.

TWD – Episode 76 “No Way Out”

Bite, Chew, Swallow…Repeat for a minute I thought this was written by the master Quentin Tarantino. Seriously some great dialogue. This could easily be one of the best written episodes yet. Sure it was action packed. Maybe I just missed the show it’s been months. Maybe they just really got good at telling stories. I was reading a post on reddit about there being 5000 Zombies for every living human. You have to assume that the US has a lower ratio just because it’s a first world country and there are a lot more guns. What always gives me issue is that it seems like everyone they come across is bad. Even people that are accepted into the inner circle do bad things. People just kill people. I go by the theory that if this really happened that people would value life even more because there are so few humans left. And I guess I believe that human nature is intrinsically good. Compassion is something that makes us different. Does that disappear in an apocalypse. Or do you need to lack empathy in order to survive in the first place.

Really a great episode. They continue to come up with great plot devices. And the show continues to entertain. Feels like the quality is on the way up. Of course it felt like the at the end of mid-season the stakes got raised so high there was no place to go but down. Looking forward to seeing the reason of the season. 7 more weeks plus 15 weeks of Fear The Walking Dead. Then there is always another season of The Strain. Things are good in horror and gore tvland.

Upcoming Episodes TWD and FTWD

AMC has announced that Fear The Walking Dead season 2 will be 15 episodes split into 2 parts. The premier will be April 10, 2016. Best estimates is that is the week following The Walking Dead finale. The first half of season 2 will be 7 episodes and the final part will air some time in 2016. We should assume that will be the 8 weeks prior to the next season of The Walking Dead Season 7. Good news for all you fans of Chris Hardwick he will follow Season 2 FTWD with his talking dead show.

Don’t forget the second half of Season 6 of The Walking Dead airs Feb 14, 2016.

The Walking Dead – Episode 74 – Heads Up

Certainly the best episode of the year. This is turning into a very good season. The title makes sense I will explain and note this is a spoiler. This refers to the guard tower that burned during the attack by the W group. It falls causing a breach in the wall with all those walkers outside. This episode was action packed. Lots of tension. But the big thing was that Glen did in fact crawl under the garbage dumpster and survive. He makes it back to Alexandrea and finds the town surrounded by walkers. We assume he is working on a plan to herd them away.

One element I enjoyed the most is the concept of “All life is precious.” The group questions Morgan about him not killing all the bad guys. It’s part of what is so great about the show. It’s about the human condition during an apocalypse and how we cope. Really when you think about it the message of not killing people is interesting. It does seem like most people kill to survive.

A great quote from this episode, “Living Is The Hard Part.” This really kind of sums up the show in one line. And then there was the Glenn quote about you keep on living because you owe it to the dead. Just two more reasons why I think this episode is one of my favorites. The real reason probably has to do with Glenn being alive. I’m not going to lie.

This episode got me thinking. How long has it been in show time sense the outbreak. I know the show has been on for 6 years but it hasn’t been that long on the show. And then I started to wonder how many survivors are left at this point.

I have been saying for months now that you have to build a moat around the city. A wall can be breached. During medieval times castles had walls with a moat. It kept out the humans and I think it would work pretty well to keep Zombies out. Remember herbals farm was safe until the water dried up. Castles used to stock the water with fish. Of course you have to worry about Zombie bacteria contaminating the fish. It’s also a pretty good idea to have a nice supply of water just in case you run out. That being said it has to be large enough so that it doesn’t freeze during the winter.

After this weeks episode maybe they will seriously consider the idea. Heads up refers to the building falling over. Certainly the mid-season finale is going to be action packed tomorrow. You know what would be cool? If no one actually dies for a change. It’s going to have to be hand to hand fighting one Zombie at a time. They cleaned out the prison they can clean out Alexandria.

The Walking Dead – Episode 73

I enjoyed last nights episode “Always Accountable” of the Walking Dead but I must say something felt off about it. Not one of the best ones but I loved the idea of giving Daryl Dixon a feature on an episode. I’m trying to figure out how they came up with the name for the episode.

I want to bring this up. This blog is about Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse on a certain level. It seems to me that rule #1 should be never walk into a dark room when you are exploring a strange environment. There was obviously already one zombie in that office so come on. Rule #2 should be don’t leave zombies alive if they are around you because your putting yourself at risk of getting killed by them.

If there is one aspect of the show that always bothers me it’s the theme that humanity faced with an Apocalypse doesn’t act or behave with humanity. I always say people are selfish, greedy and lazy because that is human nature. I do not believe that human nature would kill others for survival for reason. It’s completely unbelievable that our characters bump into bad humans almost every week.

So Daryl gets knocked out be a group on 2 women and one guy. Then when he shows that he is not a bad guy they screw him over anyway. I find that to be against human nature. I understand they said that the group that they came from didn’t start bad but turned that way. Which I also find unbelievable. Look at this weekends attack in Paris. A muslim guy lived in an apartment next to the concert venue and hid a ton of people in there for safety. I know after 9-11 people seemed a lot more willing to lend a helping hand. I find that to be human nature. When things get tough your take a minute and help. You put your personal quests to the side for a moment.

I just feel like it would be a nice change to have people work together and succeed a little. With every setback there should be some winning also. I feel like that’s what I want to see happen. A few episodes about surviving and working together to win.

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I know Daryl is our hero but is he the only good guy left. In this picture he realizes that he stole his stuff back in a bag with medicine that one of them needed to survive. Of course she ended up getting eaten by a zombie minutes later. Which brings me to rule 3 – Don’t go next to dead bodies without first putting a sword thru the skull. I guess that just adds to the conflict and tension.

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

5 Official Tips on Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Good news for mankind – researchers from Cornell University have figured out the best way to survive a zombie outbreak.

 
Using techniques for modelling real epidemics, the research team from Cornell ran a simulation on a real, recent map of America with 300 million people.
Alex Alemi, one of the researchers, says that the ‘complete’, mathematical simulation is similar to the modelling of a chemical reaction occurring between different elements. For the simulation, the research team posited that 300 million people could be categorized into one of four states: human, infected, zombie, or dead zombie.

 
Hiding inside buildings won’t let you survive for long. Running around with a baseball bat in hopes of smashing zombie skulls in won’t be of much use either.
According to these scientists, heading for country, rural areas and sparsely populated mountains in particular will give you the best chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. The Rockies will make for an excellent hiding place, but the Cairngorms mountain range in Scotland will do, too.

 
Alemi says that a zombie outbreak greatly slows down when the zombies invade thinly populated areas. Since there are fewer humans to infect, fewer zombies rise to spread the disease. This is why heading for the mountains will give you the best chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse.

 
You may also be surprised that there are official plans in case we do end up facing a zombie outbreak, no matter how unlikely that seems. The US Centers for Disease Control – and the Bristol City Council in the UK – provide some tips on avoiding getting eaten by zombies and getting resurrected as the undead.

 

 
Arm yourself with handcuffs and a stun gun.
Getting a gun is probably easier in the US and in other places. For those in the UK and other places where guns are not easily accessible, people might have to improvise and make their own weapons. These weapons will come in handy in dealing with the undead and will help you prevent getting infected yourself.

 

 
Buy a protective suit.
The Bristol City Council suggest getting a protective suit – something like an Ebola-style protective suit might come in handy for avoiding the zombie virus.

 

 
Take your family somewhere safe and isolated and hole up.
Wherever you are, you’ll want to head to the mountains or to other sparsely populated places. These isolated places will see a slower progression of the zombie virus. If you’re lucky, you may emerge to find that the zombie outbreak has run its course and left your family completely safe.

 

 
Stock up on essential supplies.
Before you head for the Rockies or the Caingorms mountains, make sure you’re well-stocked on water, food, and medicines. Pack your bags with non-perishable food and clean, potable water. You may also want to bring along a filtration device just in case you end up with access to water. This will ensure that you’re fully equipped for waiting out the spread of the infection.

 

 
Wait for the authorities to find a cure.
In case a zombie outbreak does occur, the CDC and the health authorities in other major areas around the world would likely treat the zombie virus as any other disease outbreak. Studies and investigations would be underway, so finding a cure for the virus may not be as far-fetched as you think.

Zombies

Zombies 101: A History of the Living Dead

 
These days, you’d have to be living under a rock to not have at least an idea of what a zombie is. You may be able to identify a zombie on sight, but have you ever stopped to think where the concept of zombies came from? How long has the idea of zombies been around? Have zombies always been portrayed like the shuffling, groaning, festering creatures they’re shown as today? Here’s enough information to satisfy your curiosity on your favorite undead creatures.
 
Most commonly found in creative works in the horror and fantasy genres, zombies are basically defined as undead creatures that are essentially reanimated human corpses. The term ‘zombie’ comes from the Haitian French word zombi or the Haitian Creole word zonbi; in Haitian folklore, the term is used to refer to a dead body that is animated or controlled by magic. This is unlike modern depictions of zombies, who are usually raised through methods such as viruses.

 
The reanimated undead in folklore
Zombies play a major role in Haitian rural folklore, where zombies are dead people that are physically brought back to life through necromancy. The necromantic ritual is typically done by a bokor, a witch or a sorcerer, as opposed by the houngan or priest and the mambo or priestess of the Vodou religion. Once revived, the zombie has no will of its own and is completely controlled by the bokor.
 
Haitian tradition also depicts another type of zombie, an incorporeal ‘zombie astral’ that is part of the human soul. This zombie astral can be captured by the bokor and used to enhance his power. A bokor can also seal this zombie astral in a specially designed bottle and sold to customers for luck, healing, or business success. This incorporeal zombie is only temporary, though, as God is believed to eventually reclaim it.
 
The existence of two types of Zombies in Haitian folklore is thought to represent soul dualism, a major belief in Haitian Vodou. Each type of zombie, representing the flesh and the spirit, then makes up half of a whole soul.
 
The significance of the zombie figure has been used as a metaphor for the history of slavery in Haiti. Enslaved Africans brought the belief in zombies, and other New World experiences, to Haiti. It was even said that those who had offended the Vodou deity Baron Samedi would forever be a zombie, a slave after death, unless fed salt. Those who are in Baron Samedi’s favor would be gathered from their graves and brought to a heavenly afterlife.
 
Other cultures offer varying concepts of the zombie. The jumbee of the English-speaking Caribbean refers to an incorporeal, undead being. In the French West Indies, zombies of a spiritual nature are also recognized.
 
In some South African cultures, xidachane in Sotho/Tsonga and maduxwane in Venda refer to creatures that are zombie-like physically. Witches in these South African cultures are also believed to be capable of turning a person into a zombie by killing the person and possessing him or her to force the zombie into slave labor. When rail lines were built in Africa for the transportation of migrant workers, stories about ‘witch trains’ started to spread. These trains were operated by zombie workers who were controlled by a witch. A person boarding these trains at night would be turned into a zombie.
 
Another popularly cited case of alleged zombies was encountered by acclaimed American folklorist, anthropologist, and author Zora Neale Hurston. While researching Haitian folklore in 1937, Hurston came across the story of a woman who was claimed to be Felicia Felix-Mentor, who had died and had been buried in 1907. When the woman was examined by a doctor, though, X-ray findings revealed that she did not have the leg fracture that Felix-Mentor had sustained in life. Hurston wrote that some important medical secrets unknown to medical science, rather than gestures of ceremony, give Vodou in Haiti and Africa its power.

 
Zombie portrayal from the 19th century to the 1950s
The zombie phenomenon in Haiti first gained widespread international attention when the US occupied Haiti, from 1915 to 1924. Case histories of alleged zombies began to emerge, affecting popular culture. The first popular book covering the topic was published in 1929, written by William Seabrook and titled The Magic Island. Seabrook was convinced of the zombie phenomenon, stating that the Haitian criminal code officially recognized zombies as early as 1864. Time magazine has credited The Magic Island with introducing ‘zombi’ to US speech.
Outside of Africa, zombies have been portrayed in literature for a long, long time; in fact, June Pulliam and Anthony Fonseca, authors of Encyclopedia of the Zombie: The Walking Dead in Popular Culture and Myth, have written that the lineage of zombies can be traced as far back as the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Many zombie experts believe that Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein provides the groundwork for the 20th-century concept of the zombie, in that the dead is resurrected through scientific means and that the reanimated corpses are more violent and have degraded mental faculties. Other influential 19th-century literature includes Ambrose Bierce’s The Death of Halpin Frayser and the various Gothic Romanticism works of Edgar Allan Poe. Although these are not strictly considered zombie fiction, these tales had an influence on authors who later explored the concept of the undead, such as H.P. Lovecraft.
 
In turn, popular American author H.P. Lovecraft published several novellas that featured the undead, with the short story series Herbert West-Reanimator having the most impact on popular culture. This series of short stories saw mad scientist Herbert West attempting to resurrect human corpses and achieving varying results. The reanimated corpses are primitive in action, extremely violent, mostly mute, and completely uncontrollable. This portrayal is highly similar to the way zombies are portrayed in popular culture today.
In the early 1950s, EC Comics published several comic books that prominently featured zombies bent on revenge. These comics, which included Weird Science, Tales from the Crypt, and Vault of Horror, portrayed undead creatures in the Gothic style. They also included adaptations of Lovecraft’s stories, including Herbert West-Reanimator.
 
Romero’s zombies, aka modern zombies
The novel The Last Man on Earth and its subsequent 1964 film adaptation, depicting a human survivor fighting a world of vampires, greatly influenced an American director and screenwriter named George A. Romero. This resulted in the 1968 low-budget film Night of the Living Dead, which forms much of the basis of the modern concept of zombies. In his classic Living Dead series of films, Romero combined the zombie and the vampire, depicting the zombie as a ghoulish creature that spread like the plague and were malevolent in nature.
In the scripts for his movies, Romero initially used the term ‘ghoul’ to refer to his creatures. The word ‘zombie’ first appears in the 1978 script for Dawn of the Dead, the sequel to Night of the Living Dead. According to Romero, film critics, especially the French magazine Les Cahiers du Cinéma, were integral in associating the term ‘zombie’ with the creatures he had created. Prior to that connection, Romero had been convinced that zombies were undead slaves in Haitian Vodou. Zombies had previously been depicted as such in Victor Halperin’s 1932 film White Zombie, which starred Bela Lugosi. In the film, zombies are portrayed as the mindless henchmen of an evil magician, who controlled the zombies through a spell.
 
In his Living Dead series, Romero used zombies not only to explore post-apocalyptic possibilities, but also as a thematic device to criticize problems and issues in the real world, like slavery, exploitation, greed, bioengineering, and government ineptitude.
 
The creatures heavily featured in Romero’s films are distinguished today as Romero zombies. Romero zombies are created when the brain of a recently dead person is reanimated due to unknown purposes. A zombie pandemic ensures when the phenomenon occurs in corpses all around the world. Bites from these animated corpses are lethal, but are not necessary in spreading the virus.
Romero’s zombies move in a slow, shuffling manner, mostly due to the poor condition of their ankles and rigor mortis. These zombies make basic grunts, groans, and screams, but aren’t capable of doing much more in terms of speech.
 
Romero’s zombies lack full cognitive function and are driven only by their need to seek and eat living flesh. These zombies eat animals as well as humans, although they derive no sustenance from living flesh at all. As discovered by one of the characters in the films, there is also no physiological need for Romero zombies to consume flesh.     Although initially lacking in cognitive function, these zombies can be trained to achieve basic intelligence and can learn to put off immediate gratification for a more significant reward.
Romero zombies have little to no memory of their previous life, but they are all capable of walking and using their hands for several basic tasks. They are also able to recognize structures such as malls and houses and objects such as cars ad doors. Eating and biting have also been retained as instincts for these zombies. When faced with the lack of immediate victims to hunt, zombies will crudely go through the motions similar to life activities.
 
In Romero’s films, zombies can be killed only it its brain is destroyed. Body parts that are severed from the zombie will simply become inanimate. Removing the head isn’t enough either.

 
Zombie portrayal from the 1980s onward
Zombies have been popular subjects for films and literature for years. In the 1980, the zombie subgenre of films continued to flourish. The 1985 film Return of the Living Dead by Dan O’Bannon featured brain-hungry zombies that evolved from a zombie contagion caused by mutagenic gas. Notable films such as 1985’s Re-Animator, 1992’s Dead Alive (Braindead in countries outside the US) and The Evil Dead series all explored the presence of the undead in modern society. Several low-budget Asian films such as Bio Zombie, Wild Zero, and Stacy also entered mainstream cinema.
The 2000s and 2010s saw a resurgence of the zombie subgenre, evident in box-office successes such as the British films 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later in 2002 and 2007, respectively, and the Resident Evil film series. 2004 saw a remake of Dawn of the Dead, as well as pastiche Shaun of the Dead, which is highly popular among zombie enthusiasts today. The new Dawn of the Dead film featured zombies that are far more vicious, agile, and intelligent than the modern zombie.
Romero also returned to his iconic Living Dead series, with the films Land of the Dead (2005), Diary of the Dead (2008), and Survival of the Dead (2010). Romero’s portrayal of zombies has changed little through the years.

 
Zombie portrayal in music, TV, art, and literature
Perhaps the most recognizable portrayal of zombies in music is in Michael Jackson’s music video Thriller. The music video features choreographed zombies dancing with Jackson and remains to be one of the most iconic music videos even today.
 
One of the most popular TV series today, AMC’s The Walking Dead, explores a post-apocalyptic world swarming with zombies. The show has one of the highest audience ratings of any show in the US, broadcast or cable, with an average of 5.6 million viewers.
 
Zombies have also been portrayed in several pieces of art throughout the years. Artist Jillian McDonald has created several works of video art depicting zombies, exhibiting the works in her 2006 show. Artist Karim Charredib also primarily uses the zombie figure in his work. In 2007, Charredib created a video installation where zombies walked in villa Savoye, Paris like tourists.
Zombie fiction has also emerged as a popular literary subgenre, starting in the 1990s. John Skipp and Craig Spector edited the Book of the Dead compilation and its follow-up Still Dead: Book of the Dead 2. Book of the Dead features Romero-inspired stories from renowned authors such as Stephen King. It’s widely regarded as the first true ‘zombie literature’.
 
Stephen King has written about zombies, in the form of short story Home Delivery and the novel Cell. Cell depicts a young artist traveling from Boston to Maine to save his family from a potentially global outbreak of zombie-like creatures. 2005 Bram Stoker award winner The Rising, written by Brian Keene, explores the aftermath of a zombie plague that results when a particle accelerator experiment opens an interdimensional rift and allows demons to possess the dead.
 
Other popular zombie-themed books include Max Brooks’ World War Z, depicting accounts of the devastating global conflict caused by the zombie plague, and Seth Grahame-Smith’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which sets a zombie epidemic in the British Regency period setting of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.

 
Zombie portrayal in comic books and videogames
Publishers such as Marvel Comics and DC Comics have also released magazine series and comics about zombies. In 1973, Marvel Comics released Tales of the Zombie, a black-and-white magazine series depicting the adventures of the Zombie, a supernatural character who could be controlled by an amulet. Marvel Comics has also published a series titled Marvel Zombies since 2005; in the series, a virus transforms various Marvel superheroes of another Earth into zombies.
In the Blackest Night’ story arc of DC Comics’ Green Lantern comics, the Black Lantern Corps is introduced. The Black Lantern Corps is an organization of maliciously animated corpses of dead DC metahumans.
 
Zombies are also a prominent figure in videogames, particularly those in the survival horror, first-person shooter, and role-playing game genres. The most popular horror videogame franchises include Resident Evil, Dead Rising, House of the Dead, Left 4 Dead, and The Last of Us. The Call of Duty title series also features a Zombies game mode.
2009 saw the release of indie hit Plants vs. Zombies, a tower defense game that pits various plant-based defenses against different types of zombies. Zombies were also featured in the MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role-playing game) genre through Urban Dead, a browser game where human survivors and zombies fight for control of a ruined city.

 
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Gel Nails are a recent advancement in consumer products. Actually they are less of a consumer technique but one best used by trained professionals usually referred to as Nail Techs short for technicians. One of the main reasons is becaus you need to cure the nail so they harden. This process involves places the nail under a special frequency UV light. One of the pioneers in advanced Gel Art Design is Tempe Nail Salon.

The Walking Dead – Episode 72

Hard to believe that there have been 72 episodes so far.  Unfortunately what everyone wanted to happen did not.  What is the status of Glenn? We did learn that Maggie is pregnant.  But let’s be honest the only thing worth while in this episode was that she wrote his name on the wall and then erased it.  She has a premonition that something bad happened.  That doesn’t  bod well for his survival from a foreshadowing perspective.  In the comic book he didn’t die until issue 100.  It makes sense to use his death as a finale.  I remembered that he had been around in the first season so I actually re-watched the first few episodes.  Remember how they escaped Atlanta?  The wrapped zombie guts around their bodies and rubbed zombie blood all over them to mask the human scent.  It worked then and my hope is that Glenn uses this again to survive the herd.

Now lets talk about this episode.  I’m debating if it was just poor writing.  Nothing happened.  A lesbian kiss?  Nothing new Alexandria already had a same sex couple.  The cookies. Great Jessie made cookies for her kid.  Then she went and kissed Rick.  Everything seemed anti-climatic after the first few episodes.  They are arguable some of the most intense in the series. I hate to say this but I think the problem was the director.  I felt the same way about the first few episodes of the walking dead.  Sorry Avi Youabian I know this was the first episode you directed but maybe you should stick to editing.  My feeling is that the editing of TWD is what makes the show work.  I can understand why they would give the guy a chance.  In the words of Robert De Niro, “You had your chance and you blew it.”

Episode 72 “Now” is probably my least favorite of the entire series thus far.

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